一猴,一狗,一(yī )猪(zhū ),一马(✋)(mǎ )四畜生,商量(🤩)取一别(bié )号,又苦胸(👁)无(👮)点墨,无(wú(🕠) )从着想,遂相(🏬)约进城(💂),遇(yù(🔬) )所见之字,即为(🖐)别号(🛄)。约(yuē )既(jì )定,狗遂狂驰以去。入城,至(🗑)某庙前(🎡),见有(🤦)‘化及冥(😢)顽’匾(biǎn )额,狗曰:‘此即我(🗽)别号也!’马(mǎ )继(😯)至,昂首(shǒu )无所(🥤)睹,俯视(shì ),见(jià(💵)n )某碑下,有‘(🚕)根(gēn )深蒂固’四(sì )字(🏍),马曰:‘我即(🍎)以为名也。’俄而,猴跳跃(🌼)亦(🔑)(yì )至,举首指(zhǐ )‘无(🧥)(wú )偏(🍫)无党(dǎng )’匾额,曰(🈯):‘我(🏩)即名无偏无党可(🎆)也。’俟(👹)半日,猪(🥍)始姗姗而来(lá(🚢)i ),遍觅无所见(jià(🦄)n )。三畜(🏝)咸笑之。猪曰:(🎖)‘若(📑)等俱已择定耶?’(🕍)曰:‘择定矣。’猪(zhū )曰:‘择(🌊)定盍(🥛)告(gào )我(wǒ )!’众具告(🍌)之。猪笑曰:‘从来别号不过(✒)两字或三字,乌有(🤐)取四字者?’众为之爽然,猪曰:‘无伤也,若等盍(🐑)各(⛴)摘一字以与(😜)(yǔ )我,我得三字之别号,而(📝)(ér )若等亦各得三字矣。’