一(yī )猴(hóu ),一狗,一(yī )猪(zhū ),一马四畜(🔓)生,商(🤒)量取一别(bié )号,又(🥫)苦胸(xiōng )无点墨,无从着想(⛱),遂相约进城,遇所见之字,即为(wéi )别号。约既定,狗遂(suí )狂驰以去(🔛)。入城,至某庙前(🔕),见有(🏛)‘化及冥(🗡)顽’匾额,狗曰(🔋):‘(🍻)此即(jí )我别号(👘)也(🕧)!’马继至,昂(👷)首(⌚)无(wú )所(suǒ )睹,俯(fǔ )视,见某碑下(🤶),有‘根深蒂(🥉)固’四字(🔙),马曰:‘我(🔝)即以(👗)为名也。’俄而,猴跳(🔁)跃(♈)亦至,举首指‘无偏(📼)无党’匾额(é ),曰:‘我(🏚)即名无(wú )偏无党(😊)可也(yě(🎽) )。’俟(sì )半日,猪始姗(shān )姗而来,遍觅(❇)无所(🎖)见。三畜(🏗)咸笑之。猪曰:‘若(🅿)等俱已择定(🧀)耶?’曰:‘择(zé )定(🎞)矣。’猪曰(🅰):(🕖)‘(🏙)择定盍告我!’众具告(gào )之。猪笑(xiào )曰:(🤩)‘从来别号(🚑)不过两字或三字(📩),乌有取四字者?’(🛳)众为(wéi )之爽然,猪曰:‘无伤(🚞)也,若等盍各摘一字以与我,我(wǒ )得(dé )三字(zì )之(zhī )别(bié )号(💠),而若等(děng )亦(🎗)各得三(🚖)字矣。’